11 Girls You’ll See on Tinder

11 Girls You’ll See on Tinder

Two weeks ago, one of my friends told me that I should hop on the Tinder wave. To be honest, I had never heard of Tinder prior to him mentioning it. However, after he informed me that Tinder is basically an app that should be called “your place or mine?”, I decided to give it a shot. I’m not gonna lie, once I discovered that I had to link my Facebook account to my Tinder account, I was a little hesitant about committing. After doing a quick inventory of my current sex life, I decided to take take the plunge. Within an hour of swiping, I started to realize that many of the girls on Tinder had something in common. Furthermore, after doing some extensive “research”, I figured that I might as well share my trials and tribulations.

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1.) The ‘holy shit I know this girl in real life’

Well, that didn’t take very long. You’ve been on Tinder for ten minutes, and you’re already seeing girls that you may or may not have had a history with. If you came to Tinder looking toscoresomestrange,beprepared to see some familiar.

2.) The Age Fabricator

Nice!!! Homeboy just matched with a pretty cute 22 year old. Wait a minute, let me go check her bio again because I don’t even really remember seeing this profile before. Well, I see that she likes dogs, loves to laugh, aaaannd that it says “I’m not actually 22″. Sorry Chris Hansen, but I’m not falling for this shit.

3.) The Overzealous Sorority Girl

We get it, you’re in a sorority. Congratulations! However, if your bio and all of your pictures are dedicated to your chapter, you kind of look like a lady douche.

4.) The Where’s Waldo

There’s nothing wrong with a few group photos to show that you actually have some friends. Although, once in a while, its nice to know who it is that you’re actually supposed to be looking at.

5.) The ‘Let’s lie about where we met’

Starting off on a good note I see.

6.) The Chubby Houdini

Hey, big girls need love too. Understandable. However, getting a grasp on mass can be rather difficult when you only have a handful of photos to browse through. If you’re only seeing face and cleve, chances are, she’s got something up her sleeve… Most likely a large arm.

7.) The Horse Enthusiast

I for one have always thought that horse fanatics were pretty strange. But, if you’re into horse girls, then Tinder might be right up your alley.

8.)The Social Media Marketer

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM! DID YOU SAY SNAPCHAT? I’M ON SNAPCHAT!!! 🙂

9.) The girl who is way out of your league

Unless you’re John Stamos handsome, do your pride a favor and just hit ‘nope’. Don’t give the Tinder dimes the satisfaction of nopeing your ass… Who am I kidding? Maybe they’ll accidentally right swipe you. Yes, Lloyd Christmas… I’m saying there’s a chance.

10.) The “Good Girl”

Believe it or not, not everyone on Tinder is looking to bone. If you’re looking at Tinder as some sort of instant ass machine, then you should probably just stick to Craigslist. I’m going out on a limb here, but about 30% of the girls make it pretty clear on their profile that they are ‘not looking for a random hookup’.


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